Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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