- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

hola said the chinese man

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

what happens every day? People die

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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