Woman rights.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What stops a train? A missile

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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