- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Women's rights

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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