- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Your Mom!!!

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.