- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

I am a women

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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