Women's Rights

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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