Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Poop!!

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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