- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Poop!!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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