Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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