- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

troll----> hahaha---->

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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