Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

men, men like men= men+bed

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

A kid has no friends.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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