- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

This joke is the worst joke ever.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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