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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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