- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

angelosnyder is not gay

James Patrick Campbell

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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