An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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kk

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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cool

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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