My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Bob Saget

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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