A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

H o m o comes out as homo

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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