- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Vagina.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Women's Rights.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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