What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

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