- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

I'm Batman.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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