- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

2 + 2 = 4

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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