What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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