How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Knock knock What?

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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