- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A black man has a job.

Cows are land manatees.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

drugs.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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