How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

2 + 2 = 4

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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