What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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ok

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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ass.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Caca.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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