What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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42, that is all

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Nah

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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