A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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