How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Sixty... eight

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

joke under this line wins _________________________

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

YES! EXACTLY!

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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