What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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