What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Refrigerator

Elizabeth Warren

Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

canada

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Matthew Baker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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