I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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this is stupid .... yep

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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hello anomonous

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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