What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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