- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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