- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

You know what's catchy? A cold

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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