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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Women's Rights

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head