- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

smell the vitamin C

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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