Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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