What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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hello anomonous

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Testicles.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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