How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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