Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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