Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

2 + 2 = fish

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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