Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Leave. Now.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Set up Punch line.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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