- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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