So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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