A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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