How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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