- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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