So, how 'bout that airline food?

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

This is Heading 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

tommy is retared