Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

That's what SHE said!

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Women's rights.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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