What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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im at school

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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