- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

How do you make a car? You build it.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

... Chan chan

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Y

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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