Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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