What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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