What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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