There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Man U

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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