Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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