How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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