- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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