- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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