What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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richard is fag

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Mitt Romney

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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