the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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