What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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These Jokes suck.

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7+5=12

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Female rights.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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