- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

split your ass cheek

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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