Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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what goes boo a sock

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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more chocolate?

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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