Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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