- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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