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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

women's rights

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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