I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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