- Anti Joke

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

no really what are ur names?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis