A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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