- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Women's Rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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