A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Guess what? Holocaust

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what is orange? an orange

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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