Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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woman..parallel parking

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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