- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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