My name is me I like fired chicken!

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Nickleback.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why? Why Not?

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Women's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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