- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Facebook How i met my mother

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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