Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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2 Penises

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

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