You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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tims sty:)

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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