- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

OIO

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Nickelback

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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