What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Women's Rights.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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