- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Jake. Walsh.

Knock, Knock ...

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Dogs

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

women's rights

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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