how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Whats worse than a joke? This

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

a horse walks into a blender ow

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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