(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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