5 people are walking

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Bacon is delcious.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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