- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

This one time at band camp music was played.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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