- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

this is not a drill.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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