- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Mormons having fun.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Stealth baseballs record

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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