Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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hey

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What? Yes.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Terry has ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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