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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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