Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Brain fart

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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