There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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A Pakistani news reader.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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