- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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