- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Queens Park rangers

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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