- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

... i forgot the joke :p

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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