- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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