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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

... i forgot the joke :p

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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