J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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women's rights

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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