- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why was the woman?

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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