- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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