A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Agent 47.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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