- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

My Nan, that is all.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

David Cameron

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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