- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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