I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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