- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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