- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Bacon is delcious.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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