- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

angelosnyder is not gay

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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