When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

I regret everything.....

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

purple pickles

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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