- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

My Butthole.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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