- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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