- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

the WNBA

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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