Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Women's Rights

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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