- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

chuck norris

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Jellybeans

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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