What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Potato!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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