What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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A women left the kitchen.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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