dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

cliché rebecca black joke.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Scott Gomez

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...