- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??