What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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