- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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