- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water? I hardly know her.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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