What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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