- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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