- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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