I dont have a girlfriend

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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