- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

I grunt when I poop.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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