- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Seven

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

How do you spell eight? 8

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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