- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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