SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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