- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

who's a slut... you're mom

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

800 people died last year. end of story

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

all jokes aside...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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