Roses are red Violets are blue classic

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

where's mom I killed her

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Knock knock What?

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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