Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Hey, Max!!

Michel Moor on a die...

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

whats chinese noodles

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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