What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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