Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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I walk into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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