penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Women's Rights.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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PEANIS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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