What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Women's rights

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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porn-hub

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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