- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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