Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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69 :)

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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