You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

where's mom I killed her

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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