- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Knock Knock Come in

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

No, Trinidad.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

hi anti joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

This is sparta No this is patrick

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Seven

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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